January 2010
1 post
2009: A retrospective.
Quite unlike me, but this is a quasi-serious post.
Quite often people post reviews of the year as it reaches its conclusion. I thought I’d change it up and wait for it to reach it’s ultimate conclusion. I’m lazy.
We often look back over the year that came (ironically, I also just came) and define it by the movies and albums we loved and the relationships we fell in and out of....
December 2009
2 posts
Autofellatio: the story of hot rods
No, this is not a story about cars. Or oral sex in cars. It is a story of something far more vile; far more sinister. So, I was talking about sucking one’s own penis with a girl today…as you do. Before we begin, remember you can comment by simply clicking this post.
I recall the wise words of a comedian: “as good as the feeling of a mouth around your dick is, it would be...
I'm back
“Ang moh”, you frantically begin. “I keep returning to your blog every single day and alas, I am not subjected to your intricate wit and general awesomeness”. For that, I apologise. I know that from my first few posts a legion of die-hard followers have developed (thanks mum for following my blog!) but I have been too busy to blog.
I lie. Anyone who uses the “oh,...
July 2009
3 posts
Where to go to meet real life white people
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“White people?!”, I hear you exclaim. I have heard about these mystical creatures in picture books. Also, on the news when I heard some white Michael Jackson guy died. Could white people be real? Yes. They are as real as H1N1. But worse.
On Wednesday nights, it snows in Singapore. You see, there is an influx of...
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““Live…don’t just exist.”
This quote is...”
– @the_lfk on twitter
About Me
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I’m Stas.
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I’m 22 and was born in Russia. I have lived in Sydney, Australia most of my life. People would describe me as happy, funny, geeky, a party animal, rational, gay (even though I’m not really - must be the skinny jeans, my gay posture and the 50 other gay things about me including my tendency to...
June 2009
3 posts
Happy New Year’s! It’s the end of the financial year.
Singapore Arrival
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All blog entries are my personal opinion and are not representative of the company I work for, the New World Order, the imperialist alliance of Sub-Saharan-Asian-America or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Arriving to Singapore in January 2008 to complete my internship, I glanced upon the onboard ‘flight path’ map. I realised that we...
